Woodwork humour

Posted By on September 12, 2009

You know you’re a woodworker if/when:

1. You carefully debate (with self) over which pieces of wood from the scrap bin are actually lowly enough to be used for a sacrificial backer board when drilling .

2. You remind wife/kids not to burn firewood from one particular half of the woodpile.

3. You go to bed at night and find your safety glasses still pearched on your forehead, your tape on your belt and the pencil you lost hiding behind your ear.

4. You walk by a pallet at work 3 times trying to figure out “A” how to get it home and “B” what you could make out of the wood.

5. You shop for a new vehicle based on the amount of wood it can carry, not on the gas mileage it gets.

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