Woodwork humour

Posted By on September 21, 2009

You know you’re a woodworker if/when:

1. You think about a project you could build just so you can use the little piece of purple heart you have on hand.

2. christmas time is time to make toys and gifts to give… hoping only to receive new tools (to make more gifts next year!)

3. whenever your friends, or neighbors are going to throw out some lumber, or a piece of wood, they call you first.

4. You know how to find any tool on timberlinetools.com, leevalley.com or grizzley.com in 3 mouse clicks as you are that familiar with their web interface.

5. at a party (this really happened), you hear someone ask your wife what her husbands cologne is and she replies ” ode del woodshoppe”…and then she tells them she has spent thousands of dollars for you to wear that fragrance.

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