Woodwork humour

Posted By on September 27, 2009

You know you’re a woodworker if/when:

1. You can tell how many tools you’ve sharpened this week by the number of bald spots on your forearms – or legs if that’s how you check your edge.

2. You get the Sunday paper just for ads on Furniture you can make, or Tools you can buy on sale.

3. You havn’t bought a razor in years, because you’re sharpening skills are that good!

4.You try to persuade your neighbor to trim his trees so you can get some extra wood.

5. Your honey would rather you wore gloves to bed than to allow you to touch her with your scratchy rough hands!
Thats it for tonight… gotta go get the kids to bed and find some soft gloves.

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